Wednesday, November 27, 2013

DNC Sends Out Email: "Your Republican Uncle" Advising Their Zombie Followers On How To Talk To Their Family at Thanksgiving

Hey Uncle Pastorius, 
Could You Pass Me The Cranberry Sauce?

Totalitarianism. Even family holidays must be taken into the fold of the state.

This time of year, the only thing more annoying than holiday traffic is an awkward conversation with family about politics. 
Don’t get me wrong — I love the Republicans in my life. But nothing ruins a slice of pecan pie faster than talking through immigration reform with a cousin who spends too much time listening to Rush Limbaugh. 
That’s why we’re launching YourRepublicanUncle.com. And if you want to make sure that the political debates around your dinner table this Thanksgiving stay tethered to reality, you should check it out. 
We can’t do anything about highway congestion, but we can make sure you have the information you need to answer a bonkers question about President Obama’s record on jobs or the perfect fact to respond to a ridiculous argument about the Affordable Care Act. 
And to make sure you get that information whenever you need it, we designed YourRepublicanUncle.com so that it looks great and loads quickly on your phone — no getting ambushed when you go back for seconds on stuffing. 
This holiday season, don’t stress about the political debates. 
We’ve got your back:  
www.YourRepublicanUncle.com
Happy Thanksgiving!
Matt
Matt Compton
Digital Director
Democratic National Committee
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ok, you're out of the will!